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Funniest Whatsapp Statuses is all about showing your funny or cheeky person inside of you. This article is consist of best funny whatsapp status, Funny Whatsapp Status in Hindi, Funny status in hindi for whatsapp and funny WhatsApp Display Pictures. We all want to have fun in our life and sometime we do act funny to make others people cheer. If that’s the case for you as well, choose any of those funny status english, Hindi language or display pictures for your whatsapp profile and let your friends smile.

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We always tried to find the best collection for our fans. We are sure these new cool status for WhatsApp we are sharing with our fans to make their whatsapp profile more funny and cool. If you are looking for cool WhatsApp status, then this article is especially for you. Our list of funny status in hindi for WhatsApp is always expanding and we update our site regularly. Keep visiting our website because we have a team of dedicated professional who work for you to update funny sms in hindi and other categories daily. Here you’ll find hilarious, jolly, clever and good-humoured status among others.

Funniest WhatsApp Statuses

Who care’s ?????..I’m awesome

I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.

Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..

When I Show you a picture on my phone. don’t swipe left.don’t swipe right.Just look.

When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted.

Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.

The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.

It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. ”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”.

Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!

When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!

I hate men but I’m not lesbian.

Don’t get a man(\woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.

Some people should just give up at engineering( or medical) i have.

Everybody is so happy….I hate that.

I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day ?

Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???

Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^). 7. God is really creative, i mean…just look at me.

May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.

WARNING!! I know karate and some other words!!!

It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.

Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.

A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!
In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.

When I drink alcohol Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic.

Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.

Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.

That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.

Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

Can’t talk, telepathy only!

Read books instead of reading my status!

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?

I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.

Funny Whatsapp Status in Hindi

Everyone love fun and want to act funny to make others happy. Don’t wait set your funniest WhatsApp status in hindi language for your new whatsapp profile and let your friends laugh. Share funny sms with your loved ones and make them smile. This list of Hindi jokes for WhatsApp status is ever green. we dedicated these to all our Hindi fans and keep checking our Hindi Category for more updates.

पहली बार College जाने वाली लड़कियाँ यही सोचती है अब तो कल्पना चावला बनकर ही यहाँ से निकलूंगी….. लेकिन निकलती है किसी की भाभी बनकर?

जो लड़कियाँ बात – बात पर अपने भाई से पिटवाने की धमकी दिया करती हैं … उनके भाई खुद अपनी गर्लफ्रैंड के भाई से डर डर के जी रहे होते है ????

उसने पूछा क्या पसंद है तुम्हें ? मैं कितनी देर उसकी सहेली को घूरता रहा ? ? ? ?

जब हवाई जहाज के टायर की तरह दोनो पैर धीरे धीरे बाहर आने लगे तो …..समझ लेना एक्टिवा वाली लडकी ब्रेक लगाने वाली है..? ?

बाप(भारत) बेटा(पाकिस्तान)और पोता(बांग्लादेश)और इनका बटवारा कराने वाला वकील (इंग्लैंड)सब सेमीफाइनल में है…..ये चैंपियन ट्रॉफी नही खानदानी मुकदमा है ??

चाहे सारा जग रूठ जाए ….मुझे इसकी परवाह नहीं, बस एक मेरी माँ की बहू नहीं रुठनी चाहिये ? ? ?

मेरी वाली शायद ज्यादा ही गरीब है…… इसलिए वो ना तो व्हाट्सएप्प पर है, ना फेसबुक पर, और ना ही ट्विटर पर… लगता है “अनपढ़” भी है बेचारी ????

अगर कोई लड़की कभी भाई बोल दे तो घबराना मत,एक थप्पड़ लगाकर बोलो इधर क्या कर रही हो घर जाओ !!???

किसी लड़की की शादी नही हो रही हो,तो मुझे बताना………..क्योंकि मैं जिस लड़की से भी प्यार करता हूँ,उसकी शादी हो जाती है..? ?

Funny status in hindi for whatsapp

शादी उसी से करना जिसके लिए दिल ❤ राजी हो?, वरना घर वाले तो कटरीना तक के लिए राजी नहीं होते ??

वो मेरी जान और मैं उनकी जान, बाकी सब मेरे भाईजान ? ? ? ?

आदमी कभी भी इतना झूठा नही होता …अगर औरते इतने सवाल न करती ? ? ?

कुछ लड़कियां मेरे ? स्टेटस को ऐसे ignore ?करती हैं, जैसे इन्हें रोज…गुलजार और जावेद अख्तर के पर्सनल मैसेज ? आते हो.

जितना दीमाग लड्कियाे में होता है…! उतना तो मेरा खराब रहता है…!! ?

बचपन से बादाम खा रहा हू । तुझे भूलाना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है।।

लगता है बारिश को भी… कब्ज़ हो गयी है… मौसम बनता है पर आती नहीं…

बाकियों का पता नहीं,पर व्यापम घोटाले में लिप्त सभी लोग मोदी का 12 रुपये वाला बीमा ज़रूर करवा लें।

सुबह से दौड रही है चाकू लेकर पगली मेरे पीछे.. मैँने तो मजाक में कहा था “दिल चीर के देख, तेरा ही नाम होगा”

ये NDA सरकार है यहाँ घोटाला राष्ट्रहित के लिए होता है ।

आदमी कितना भी व्यस्त रहता हो..मगर पास से जाती हुई खूबसूरत लड़की को देखने ?के लिये वो टाइम निकाल ही लेता है…इसे बोलते है इंसानियत ? ??

Funniest WhatsApp Statuses Display Pictures (DP’s)

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